Do you lose chapstick like I lose chapstick?
a: licking my lips because the Chapstick has worn off.
b: wondering where I left that last tube of goodness.
c: cussing at myself since I can't find one of the 5 or 6 I've stuck someplace I can't remember.
d: shouting a "hallelujah" when I finally find my Burt's Bees or Chapstick shimmer.
e: groaning when I take the laundry from the dryer and find a stray tube by the dryer vent.
f: explaining to Bill why his newest Chapstick contents are in the lid.
g: rummaging through each jacket and coat trying desperately to find my lip salvation.
Today I did letters a through g.